What a holiday card from a lawn activist looks like

This is what a holiday card from a lawn reform activist looks like – in this case from Tom Engelman of the Grassroots Program in California.  Attached was this extra message: that his patch of Buffalograss in Santa Monica had received no watering during December-January at all, and only every two weeks or so the rest of the year.

So I wrote to ask about this organic colorant – like what's up with that?  And Tom wrote back:

Personally, I'm good with the brief (60-90 day) seasonal changes to my Buffalograss (around the rocks). However, I used the colorant as a teaching tool because 95% of folks in the West want year round green. So I want to show how to have your cake while turning off the water/mower for a few months. The picture shows a test of two organic colorants — one lighter and one darker.  One was from this company.  I'm still hunting down the ingredients for the other colorant but remember it being certified 'organic' by a California nursery chain.

NOW here's my question:  If it's true that "95% of the folks in the West want year-round green," somebody needs to tell them they're in the ARID WEST, for crissakes.  Time to change some norms. 
 

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Photo by White House photographer Chuck Kennedy

Readers:  Thanks so much for reading what I've had to say this past year and I promise – well, more of the same but with lots of video.   Toward that end, I've been struggling to learn Adobe Premiere Elements 8 all day – and mostly watching it crash my computer.  Yes, it seems that there are no video editing programs that work easily for everyone, yet.  All this crap had better at least keep my brain cells too busy to waste away.  

I'm signing off in deep frustration but not to worry – there's something happy chilling in the fridge.  Be safe tonight, and in the new year be healthy and happy. 

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I recently reported the death of my Adirondack chairs and actually received condolence for my "tragic" loss!  That was Stuart in Australia, saying he'd learned about them from me and considers them iconic of my garden.  Well, I do, too, but not to worry – they can be replaced!  In fact, I found a few zillion of them at AdirondackChairs.com, a site that seems to handle e-commerce for a bunch of furniture makers and even provides customer reviews á la Amazon, so I'm there.

Cheap and Lovely

Now the cheapest chairs are made of pine, like my rotted and falling apart ones, also cedar or fir.  In defense of this option, my pine chairs would have lasted longer if I'd taken the time to repair the inevitable gouges and cracks that come with softwoods.  These cheapies start at only  $69, and some are even painted for you already.  Above you see the cedar "Coral Coast" painted cherry red and only $100.  Or there's Natural Cedar for $73.  Or the lovely green made of cypress for only $80.  I love the look of all of them, but then I've never seen an Adirondack I didn't like.

"Eco-Friendly" and Not So Cheap

Now let's explore the options actually labeled "eco-friendly" by this e-commerce dealer, starting with their highest rated.  It's the Hyre's Country, made of "environmentally friendly wood from sustainable forests" and costing a much heftier $243.  Turns out the wood is "Red Meranti Mahogany" which really needs those quotes because it's not a real mahogany but a tropical hardwood called Shorea (shown on the left).  The other "sustainably harvested" tropical hardwood available is Brazilian cherry, but if it's from, you know, Brazil, there are other "eco" tests it just won't pass, and with any tropical hardwood I'd have to research a little deeper than the claims on one e-commerce website, wouldn't I?  And I don't want to.  So, moving on.

The largest offering in the eco line are chairs made of recycled plastic – just like the fencing recommended by Ed Begley - which is also called polyethylene resin for you particular types.  They're all maintenance-free and made in the U.S.  The best-sellers in this bunch are made by Great American Woodies in Ohio and they just happen to come in my favorite garden accent color of all – TEAL!  (Also white, black and sand.)  A lifetime guarantee would set me back $330 each but I'm thinking the $220 chairs with the five-year guarantee would be just fine. 

And the Winner Is

The Ohio-made plastic chair in teal!  Sure, $220 is more than twice what the softwood costs but dang, that no-maintenance feature is worth it.  Oh, and recycled, too~!  Really, what's not to love?  Merry Christmas, Self!

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Like all sentient communicators hoping to stay current, I'm venturing into video.  And like millions of other video newbies, I started with the dummy-proof Flip.  (At Amy Stewart's suggestion – here she is showing off her Flip.)  From camera to YouTube in under 15 minutes! (All displayed on my very own channel.)  No editing software to install or worry about being incompatible with the camera.  No worries, period.  Unless you care about the sound quality.

Yep, that's the big drawback about Flips.  Not a problem if you're up close in a quiet room but otherwise, a big problem.

And after 4+ years of gardenblogging I'm really ready to try something new, like good enough videos to just maybe attract sponsors.  Kinda like those companies who sponsor public TV, only cheaper.  Think "This video was brought to you by Eco-Friendly Company X".  More on that later, hopefully after I've actually have a sponsor.

The search for a better camcorder
For a technically challenged shopper, choosing a camcorder is surprisingly daunting.  HD sounds good, but do I need it?  And there are so many choices in video-saving media – internal memory, memory chips, or tape – that it was impossible for me to decide.  Then there's the decision about editing software – gotta be compatible – and accessories.  So no simple review of the reviews would do the job.  I even asked some professional videographer friends of mine and frankly, got no help.  (Their preferences have nothing to do with my own needs, and they all want me to switch to a Mac – not gonna happen!)   So after gobs of reading online, I decided what I needed was good, old-fashioned sales help.

Enter B&H Electronics, a mostly mail-order electronics company in operation since the '70s.  I remember shopping at their Manhattan store not long after they opened.  One long phone call with a camcorder specialist resulted in my purchase of this Canon product for about $700, plus more for accessories like tripod, lavelier mike, case, adapters and extra batteries.  (It adds up.) 

The search for compatibility
Soon after it all arrived I discovered that the camera was not, in fact, compatible with Windows Moviemaker, which I'd told the "specialist" I wanted to use – because it's free and reportedly, easy.  A long discussion with the specialist's boss later, I ordered Adobe Premier Elements, an editing program "guaranteed" to work with my Canon.  Which it does, except that the Canon didn't work with my computer.  Yes, even the boss of the camcorder specialist didn't ask what speed my processor is, and sold me a camera that, upon being connected with my computer, promptly and repeatedly caused it to CRASH.  And it wasn't just me causing it to crash – it was my hired computer expert trying to get the camcorder to talk to the computer and watching it crash time after time.  (That's what technologically anxious shoppers do – spend more money just to confirm that something doesn't work and it's not our fault.)

An honest salesman is hard to find
So back to the "expert" at B&H, who naturally, I suppose, offered up a slew of reasons for this failure that had nothing to do with his sales advice.  The fault is Adobe!  So following his orders, I spent the better part of 45 minutes on the phone with a very nice gentleman somewhere in India, who determined without a doubt that the problem was with the camera.  (We had some time to kill waiting for uploads and what-not, during which we chatted genially about his prime minister, in town that night to be feted at the White House at the now-famously gate-crashed state dinner.)

Onward to the support staff at Canon, surprisingly located not far from me in Virginia.  Their patient staffer diagnosed the problem in, oh, about 2 minutes – by simply asking me to read off my computer's processing speed.

Back to B&H and the now shamey-faced (one hopes) sales manager who'd screwed up royally, who still denied any error but did at least facilitate a full refund (despite my shoddy repacking).

The cheaper, simpler alternative
So where to turn for sales advice when the big kahuna of mail-order companies had failed me so miserably?  Canon!  My experience with their support service had been so positive, I decided to call back and ask what camera they'd recommend, and their advice ended up saving me over $700!  (They don't sell anything directly, and their support staff doesn't work on commission.)  They suggested and I now have in my possession the Canon ZR960 miniDV camcorder for only $250.  It records on old-fashioned tape and is compatible with everything – computers, editing software, the works.   

Now to get trained
Have I mentioned that I'm mechanically and technologically challenged?  And that's not changing, so I've set out to get help figuring out how to make and edit videos.  First, a smart teenager who's been making videos for 6 years will be showing me the works.  Then the real fun begins – I've enrolled in a Documentary Video Production course!  Not cheap, but it looks like some serious fun.  First, the teacher has over a dozen PBS documentaries to her credit, and runs this center for documentary film about a mile from my house.  She'll be sending us out to make videos in groups of three to document our little downtown.  We're meeting 6 Saturday mornings starting in late January, the exact time when this obsessed gardener needs a lifeline to sanity.  Reports coming soon!

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Even in December, it's fun to wander my neighborhood just before Garden Blogger Bloom Day and see what's looking good.  From the left you see winterberry holly, Nandina domestica, a lovely dry Miscanthus next to a Foster holly, and a close-up of Nellie Stevens hollies – all in my next-door neighbor's garden.

Their whole garden was designed to attract birds – avid birders that they are – so it's all about berries, feeders, and two ponds with a waterfall between them.  Their landscape architect made a mistake in gathering berries for birds, though – birds won't eat the fruit of that Nandina.  So I guess the good news is that this variety isn't being carried into natural areas by birds, (nandinas are notoriously invasive in some parts of the U.S.), but wildlife-wise they're no help at all.  So like many landscape plants, their only purpose in the garden is to look good to humans. 

Above is another mixture of plants for humans and plants for wildlife – more Nellie Stevens hollies on the left, with Otto Luyken laurels and variegated liriope along the foundation.  They're all wildlly popular plants with landscapers around here because they're such reliable do-ers.

Now go ahead and dis them – I know you want to.

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Just look at them in their youth, just not anchoring but commanding that corner of the garden – and so right in their coupleness.  Made of pine, they'd cost about a hundred bucks each, and with a couple of coats of semi-gloss teal, they'd become prime accent pieces.  Plus darn comfortable seating with built-in side tables in their flat, wide arms.  Great design that will never die.

Trouble is, with wood as soft as pine, cracking and gouging happen, and the loving care I gave them in the assembly and paint stage didn't persist through the boring job of patching those gouges and cracks.  Thus, the rotting. 

So after giving 11 seasons of exemplary service to the garden and the gardener, Ye Old Adirondacks are falling down and not getting back up. 

Now gardeners, you all know what that means, right?  The chance to buy something new!  And the search begins – report coming soon.

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Yes, it's finally come to that.  First, just admitting that I'd never, ever use it as a fireplace again took 5 years of it sitting there taking up good space on my deck.  (Okay, there was plenty of room on what one neighbor has dubbed an aircraft carrier and I call a roomy deck.)

Then came the decision to turn it into a garden ornament, aspiring to the fake-natural found-shard look.  It looked silly standing upright but on its side, maybe.  At least in May I thought so.  But design-wise there's no right place for it anywhere – anywhere that I can imagine.  See, it's not as if I can deftly move it from spot to spot and assess the look – it's too damn heavy for that.

Then after a landscape architect friend suggested a new focal point in a greatly expanded border, I tried really hard to convince myself that this, finally, was the place to repurpose the old chiminea, then decided that I just don't have the design chops to pull it off.  Or that the whole garden – a lush, green, Eastern backdrop -  is wrong for a big Spanish-style thing.

So yesterday I made the decision to liberate myself and my garden from the burden of this thing once and for all, and posted "Free Chiminea" on my neighborhood Yahoo group, which immediately yielded one taker and a back-up.  Let them try to love it, and maybe even succeed. 

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Photo right:  the documentary "A Chemical Reaction" – about the anti-lawn-pesticide campaign in Canada – won the Independent Spirit Award at the Ft. Lauderdale Film Festival.  Pictured are Paul Tukey and filmmaker Brett Plymale.  Here's a team review by the Lawn Reform Coalition.

 

In the News

  • France's highest court has ruled that US agrochemical giant Monsanto did not told the truth about the safety of its best-selling weed-killer, Roundup, falsely claiming it's "biodegradable" and "left the soil clean". Monsanto lies?  Who knew?  Here's the story by the BBC.   

  • San Francisco's mandatory composting law is now in effect – support is mixed. 


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Yeah, I know, it's amazing!  And the Takoma Park Silver Spring Co-op has offered them for at least 10 years, just inside the front door, every Sunday afternoon from noon to 4 – and I never noticed.  Never noticed that they were FREE, that is.  Til one day I was standing in line and heard someone yell "Raise your hand if you want a free massage" and I found my sore gardener's arm shooting up to claim the service.  (My sore gardener's back seconded that emotion.)

So here you see the result – not that very day but the next Sunday, too, with lots more Sunday massages to come.  The massage therapist is Nicole Zeigler, totally qualified and a delightful person to boot.  

What other grocery store buys four hours of massage therapists' time every week?  Or offers frequent free events in the store, like story-telling and movies?  Nicole thinks this store can do it because it's a co-op, so profit margins aren't the only concern. 

My only complaint? The young (male) clerk who suggests to customers of a certain age that they take advantage of the senior discount.  Just post it, buddy, don't ask. 

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